Making headlines

Ninja September 6th, 2007

Ninja says

To paraphrase comedian Louis Black:

“The news really sucks now a days. It’s far too depressing. Every day, there should be one headline—you don’t even need to read the article—that’ll make you smile, so that no matter how crappy your day is, you can think back to that headline + laugh.”

Courtesy of my brother, Ray, here are some funny headlines:

Train cancelled after conductor succumbs to diarrhea

Shaolin monks deny online tale of ninja that bested them, demand apology

Smiles,
Ninja ^___^

Links
+ Osaka train article
+ Shaolin monks article

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